Building the perfect member

I thought I would share with you a new project at the ICD. We have been taking DNA samples of different members in order to craft the perfect member. We have been using these samples to construct attributes that are the most beneficial to the ICD. So far the club has harvested dedication samples from Semira Pacifico, friendliness samples from Luigi Mungioli, focus and committment samples from John Gala, participation samples from Angelo Vaccaro, get it done samples from Erica Bachman, the sound counsel samples of Domenick Iacovo, graciousness samples of Frank Desimone, organization skills samples from Mary Ann Webster, relentless giving samples from Giacomo Butera and patience samples from Bart Pacifico. We are still harvesting more samples of different attributes. Let us know if you see some that are missing. One we are searching for is easy going and forgiving of our shortcomings. Help us find this one, we need lots of it.

What our research has determined is that the perfect member looks a lot like you and that means, probably your friends and associates. Help us find some new members who are just like you. Bring some of those friends to Guest Cena this week or any of our other functions and events.

The perfect member exists and looks just like you.